I already took off my panties and washed - go ahead and fuck me, stop staring

Dressed up for a date and he had his pants down right away for fucking

Are you out of your mind? Reading a book all night! My balls are already swollen

Look, I got my boobs bigger! Will you give me a bonus now?

Don't poke your finger in your pussy, but put it in before I change my mind

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!